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Apr 22
sorry

it’s what I get for making a joke


a girl at a party told me i reminded her of amy schumer and im still really offended like what the hell


Apr 16

(via tokomon)


Apr 12


from Courts, by Ward Roberts

(via aminaabramovic)


Apr 7
rude ass dog

rude ass dog


Mar 30

thinking about getting some “tacos” for lunch. sorry you might not know what that is, as I am a college graduate who is fluent in many languages.


the young adult genre is amazing

the young adult genre is amazing


Mar 29

episcene-deactivated20140406 asked: why do you hate and distrust spiderman

illiquidmarkets:

It’s a long story. But when his movie was coming out, Spider-man 3, I witnessed him filming an upside down gay kiss with his 14 year old African American boyfriend.  I was inspired by this moment of intimacy. I promoted it on twitter with the hashtags #SpiderMansGayKiss #BoxOFFICEGOLD and yet the movie came out and all trace of this was removed.

After this, he attacked my friends and I while we were robbing a jewelry store, he punched one of my friends so hard in the stomach that his armored ape chest ruptured, lost bio-power and died. Now he has only a human chest.  He used a street light as a lasso to hook my other friend.  It tore the hydraulics that power his horse knees, and again, they lost bio power and died, leaving him with only human legs.  

I want the public to know that he’s a vigilante, a criminal, a destroyer of proberty, a man who assaults others with no legal authority, and an ephebophile. 


Mar 17

Western Parenting


Mar 16
illiquidmarkets:

I am now announcing that I am against racism and sexism

illiquidmarkets:

I am now announcing that I am against racism and sexism


Mar 6

Feb 25

I’m worried that I’m going to die of a gross and embarrassing illness


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