thinking about getting some “tacos” for lunch. sorry you might not know what that is, as I am a college graduate who is fluent in many languages.
episcene-deactivated20140406 asked: why do you hate and distrust spiderman
It’s a long story. But when his movie was coming out, Spider-man 3, I witnessed him filming an upside down gay kiss with his 14 year old African American boyfriend. I was inspired by this moment of intimacy. I promoted it on twitter with the hashtags #SpiderMansGayKiss #BoxOFFICEGOLD and yet the movie came out and all trace of this was removed.
After this, he attacked my friends and I while we were robbing a jewelry store, he punched one of my friends so hard in the stomach that his armored ape chest ruptured, lost bio-power and died. Now he has only a human chest. He used a street light as a lasso to hook my other friend. It tore the hydraulics that power his horse knees, and again, they lost bio power and died, leaving him with only human legs.
I want the public to know that he’s a vigilante, a criminal, a destroyer of proberty, a man who assaults others with no legal authority, and an ephebophile.
I’m worried that I’m going to die of a gross and embarrassing illness
every time i log onto fb i’m reminded that the people i went to school with have the most underdeveloped critical thinking skills, which is most obvious when they try to be critical of social justice. like yes the typical ~tumblr brand of SJ~ or w/e is misguided, shallow and lacks nuance, duh, but so is your entire thought process lol. you can either completely buy into a system of thought or reject it entirely, you’re incapable of thinking beyond it? like the extent of your critique of identity politics is “LOL im a pansexual agender black cherokee cat girl XD” or linking to an article about some kid who was bullied for being white, with a weird hair trigger that responds to literally anyone that mentions racial inequality or lgbtq issues that extend beyond “it’s bad to murder black and trans people.” I guess that’s what reading exclusively young adult fantasy and watching the daily show does. You become invested in discussing like, catcalling, sexism in video games, and using gay as a pejorative, but anything outside of that is an abstraction that was invented by tumblr teens. identity politics are obviously worthy of legitimate criticism but first get some life experience that isnt being part of some fandom or shopping on modcloth lol
*goes up to a startled JCPenney employee and holds up separate printed photos of Chris Hardwick, Wil Wheaton and John Green wearing standard plaid shirts* Hello; was wondering if you had any of this type of shirt in stock. Not entirely sure what the type is called, though I have seen others wear them on occasion - for the time being I’ve dubbed it “Square Pattern”.